My varhead vill punish all vithout distinction.

This blog has no theme. I hope you enjoy anyway.

We did what all must do on an English holiday. We played Monopoly.

It was the shortest game in the history of its existence, lasting 40 minutes. I ended up with around £3000, everyone’s property and a fair few hotels.

And yes, there was a card missing.

shitsafari:

We get it, Brian Blessed, you’re loud.

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

(via tea-and-seven-sugars)

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

(via dmn)

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

(Source: dicemastaflex, via dmn)